AB: I really like the year 1926.
Me: Why?
AB: That's when my imaginary brother Matt was born.
AB: That's when my imaginary brother Matt was born.
In the children's room at the library
"Ok, everyone! I'm going to do a concert for you. Pay attention! Mom, do you want to come sing in front of everyone wif me?"
(Has she learned nothing in her four years? I do not perform in public.)
"Ok, everyone! I'm going to do a concert for you. Pay attention! Mom, do you want to come sing in front of everyone wif me?"
(Has she learned nothing in her four years? I do not perform in public.)
AB: Daddy said it's important to support a baby's head.
When we got our new fish, Benjamin "Little Blue" Harrison
"Hi, little guy. I'll give you a tour of our house. These are my dad's drums. He's pretty good at them. Mom doesn't really like when he plays them."
"Hi, little guy. I'll give you a tour of our house. These are my dad's drums. He's pretty good at them. Mom doesn't really like when he plays them."
While playing with Christopher
That is diabolical!
Mom?
Yes?
Yes?
Mom?
Yes?
Mom?
YES? Don't keep saying my name if you have nothing to say!!
YES? Don't keep saying my name if you have nothing to say!!
Thirty seconds later.
Mom?
Mom?
Yes?
Never mind.
2 comments:
I need to know more about her imaginary brother, Matt! Hahahaha!
LOL oh no, the last conversation is a lot like Stewie on Family Guy!
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