"Mom, what do you love best after God?"
"I love you and Daddy. What do you love best?"
"I love appetizers."
On a night she was having trouble sleeping.
"I know why I can't sleep! It's because I'm not a jew!"
"I can braveness and strength in my feet."
"Mama, how many is a dozen?"
"Twelve. So if you have a dozen apples you have twelve apples. If you have a dozen doughnuts you have twelve doughnuts."
"So, a dozen is thirteen?"
"How do you get a foster care baby? Does a foster care lady or man or whatever it is, do they hand out babies or do you have to go to a factory for one?"
(If babies could be gotten at a factory, I'd be a frequent customer.)
Telling a story about how her friend offered to help her up the steps.
"I told her I didn't need help. I've been climbing stairs for YEARS!"
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If they put the baby factory next to Target, I'd have a full house indeed
She is adorable! My 7 and 4 year olds still replace their THs with Fs and I refuse to correct them.
She is adorable! My 7 and 4 year olds still replace their THs with Fs and I refuse to correct them.
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