Finding Beauty in the Midst of Thorns
1 month ago
|"I'll listen but don't promise I'll be impressed."|
|"I am not amused."|
|"My diaper is showing. I am so embarrassed. |
I can't believe you're allowing me to be seen in a such a state of indecency.
To add insult to injury it's a Mickey Mouse diaper. The least you could have done is put me in one of those fancy peacock feather diapers you're so proud of. Mother? Are you even listening or are you still laughing at that joke?"
|The paparazzi was out in full force at the hospital.|
|Grandma and Carol just happened to be visiting Nashville the weekend the baby was born. |
I'm so glad Grandma got to meet her!
|Oh look! Photographic proof that there are three people in this family.|
|She held my hand the entire way home from the hospital.|
|She's counting the number of pictures we took of her in the same exact position.|
Clearly she's a child prodigy.
|Girlfriend is very delicate and ladylike at all times.|
|I'm good at making people.|
|Ignore how I look and focus on the baby in the sweatshirt.|
|This is a game called Find the Baby.|
She's so little she doesn't fit in most of the clothes I already had. A mom I babysit for gave us a bunch of preemie and newborn clothes from her baby girl. I showed each outfit to Sesame as I took it out of the box but she wasn't too interested.
|Please see above remark about my people making skilz.|
Fun fact: she was crying when I took this picture. She didn't get cute crier genes from me.
|Girlfriend in her going home outfit. The lion was not part of the original ensemble.|