Last week I found two new white hairs sticking out of my head. Not gray hair, bright white hair. I'll look like Mrs. Claus by the time Christmas rolls around. Every time I find a white hair it sends me into the depths of despair.
To add insult to injury, my 2013 AARP membership card just came in the mail.*I will be spending my weekend researching antiwrinkle creams.
* I've been a member since 2010. I have no idea how I got on that list.