Monday, July 21, 2014

bullet points are where it's at

  • We had a rollicking weekend. I didn't get out of my pajamas until 12 on Saturday and even then I only upgraded to sweatpant-material capris. Annabelle didn't make it out of her pajamas until 2 o'clock and that was only because we were going out. We went to our favorite yogurt place and discovered they now have happy hour every day between 2 and 5. Guess where I'll be every afternoon from now on. We had pizza for supper and I didn't even bother getting a healthy vegetable for a side because:
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  • Annabelle decided to stay awake for 10 hours straight on Saturday. That's what I get for boasting about what a good sleeper she is. I'm not a violent person, but if anyone had so much as dared to make a noise by moving their little toe after I finally got her asleep at 11:22pm, things would have gotten mean.
  • I'm sewing Annabelle a dress. You can expect it to be done sometime around September of 2016.
  • I have been getting a number of unexplained bruises on my legs. I haven't talked to a doctor about them, just come up with 14 possible reasons for said bruises and given myself 30 days to live. 
  • Sometimes when we put our hand put in front of her face Annabelle will high five it with her hand. I am so proud because I feel like that means I'm doing a great job. Then I think about the fact that she frequently has her middle finger sticking straight up and my pride gets knocked down about twelve notches.
  • Over the course of our wild weekend we played 'Would You Rather Be?" Generally it takes Christopher .3 seconds to answer and he seldom second guesses himself. I gave myself gray hairs trying to decide if I'm rather be a closet or a bureau, a pumpkin or a squash, a barber or a locksmith, a tropical vacation or a mountain vacation. WHAT IF I ANSWER WRONG? What if I say I'd rather be a blanket than a pillow when I should have said the opposite? No need to tell me I'm off my rocker. I'm fully aware. (For the record, I'd rather be a rocking chair than a couch.) 

7 comments:

Rachel Ross said...

Haha you crack me up! I definitely am a hypochondriac and think any symptom I'm having equals certain and near death. Brian's usually like, you're fine. And he's usually right, but doesn't stop me from worrying!!

Jen said...

Haha you are awesome!

Jenn said...

I think AB wanted to see what y'all are up to after she goes to bed at night. Better not be having fun without her! ;) And how long did she sleep after being awake for 10 hours???

Meg Doherty said...

This post is great!! So what size are you making Sesame's dress to be? And I am RIGHT there with you about pizza! Especially with pepperoni, it has every food group covered!

Allison said...

I had weird leg bruising a year or two ago. The docs made me get lots of bloodwork. Turns out I'm still normal.

Erin said...

Total side note - you are so blog famous! Saw your lovely pic on Kelly's Korner and I was all 'I KNOW THAT GIRL'! Apparently I need a dose of reality.
And it would be financially irresponsible for you to NOT. go to fro yo happy hour. So there's that.

Kate @ Daffodils said...

I bruise easily too- it fascinates the boys and like like to poke them.. thanks, guys.