This morning I went to the doctor for the fourth time in six weeks about my lingering sinus infection/ear infection/intense pressure/I'd like a face transplant problems. The doctor said not only would she give me a new extra extra strength prescription, she'd have the nurse give me a steroid shot. She said, "Generally we don't give it in the arm because it's a big needle." That's how I ended up like this-
Army wife, mother, borrower of all the cute children I come across, laugh-er at very inopportune moments, and matchmaker. I am an excessive user of commas, parentheses, italicizing, and exclamation marks. I'm proud to say I can hang a spoon from my nose. Clearly my talents are just endless.