1
number of working cars we have
7
the number of people in the family who need to be in different places at the same time
See above for why this is complete mayhem.
9
the average number of gum sticks I give out on any given Sunday.
Apparently I'm the main gum supplier of the church.
5
The number of children who are not allowed to ask me for gum
5
The number of children who have perfected the "look at Sarah like you're really sad and mention that you haven't had gum in soooooooo long" technique.
100%
of the time the above method works
3
the number of months it's been since I got lost while driving
I'm totally prepared to get lost next time I go somewhere.
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