Does anyone know what BMW stands for?

Every time I hear a new military acronym I store it in my brain under Important Letters I Should Remember when Trying to Sound Like a Military Professional, or ILISRWTTSLAMP. See what I did there? I just created a new acronym. I hope it Army is taking notes.

The other day I heard someone on tv mention BMW. I instantly began searching through ILISRWTTSLAMP for what BMW might mean. The only B acronyms in my brain were BDU (aka  uniforms for my nonmilitary friends) and BAH (housing money). Maybe it meant Brigade Moves West or Battalion Means War or most likely, Boots Move Weird.

Then I looked at the tv and saw this

and this.

Turns out it was a car commercial. 

As the kids on both the military and civilian street would say, LOL.