Andrew and Debbie have announced that they are going to present us with one of these:
I have three thoughts about this.
1. IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY AROUND HERE HAD A BABY.
I've only been asking for a new baby since the twins were around five years old.
2. I'd like to state right here that I firmly believe it's a boy.
The stomach, forehead and nose on the child clearly point in that direction. Besides, Andrew needs a little boy.
3. We're going to mold this child into a true and loyal member of Red Sox nation.
We're going to name it {him} Jason Varitek or Tim Wakefield.
{Some people have tried pointing out that I really have no say whatsoever about what the baby is named. I choose to completely ignore such comments.}
2 comments:
Congratulations! How fun!
WOOO that is so exciting! I am a little jealous. I've been saying for YEARS that we need a baby in my family. Unfortunately there are none on the horizon. Or anywhere close to the horizon. But I am very excited for you! And that stomach just SCREAMS boy, obviously. :)
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