Wednesday, September 28, 2016

in which Sesame agrees to be interviewed

I conducted this interview yesterday during supper because I firmly believed yesterday was the 28th, the day Sesame Pie officially turned 2.5. Come to find out it was the 27th. I never write the date any more. I barely know what day of the week it is yet I'm responsible for teaching her the most basic fundamentals of life. 

How old are you? Ummm. I two! 
How old am I? I dunno. Two year old?
How old is Daddy? He freee! 
What's your favorite color? Red, yeyyow, green and yeyyow, black and white they are precious in His sight!
What's your favorite food? Chicken and ice cream.
I'm surprised she didn't say her favorite food is sour cream.
What are you going to be when you grow up? A colonel yike my friend da bird. (If anyone has any insight into who this colonel bird is please let me know. We have no idea.)
What's your favorite thing to do with Mama? Paint. (Said as she paints her sour cream onto her hand with her fork.)
What's your favorite thing to do with Daddy? Fly Baby game!
What's your favorite toy? Play wif trees. What else? F'owers. Flowers that you smell or flour that you cook with? Flour dat you cook wif. (This surprises me not at all.)
What does Daddy do at work? Ride a bicycle.
Who's your best friend? Daddy. (Not going to lie- I wanted her to say me.) Is Grammy my fwend? Is Aunt Squiddz? Is Stephanie?
What is something Mommy says to you? 'Go potty!' I want more sour c'eam.
What did you do today? Go to school. Mommy had a hard time going to da moon. (????????)
Reading one of her many Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear books at the exact minute she
turned two and a half.
What makes you happy? You make me happy! Does fishing make me happy? I all done.


Amanda said...

Oh my gosh! So precious. I love her answers. <3

Kace said...

ahh, love her.

Jen said...

Her answers are awesome! I love it!

Laura Darling said...

So cute. You struggle with a trip to the moon and Christopher rides a bike at work! So funny how her little mind works! I remember one time when my brother was little, he met a little friend at school. When his mom met my mom, she said, "Oh I hear your husband is a pilot." My mom said, "No, he's an accountant. I hear yours is a garbage man." And the friend's mom said, "No, he's a chemist." Kids are so funny.

Dandelion Momma said...

Awww! You tell that sweet girl that Aunt Stephanie is SO TOTALLY her friend! Love her!